humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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sometimes i think about what would’ve happened if steve didnt crash into the ice. i think about peggy and their family and their house and how someday he would chase her around the house because she started singing that “star spangled man with a plan” song and he’s just laughing so hard he cant catch her.

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So I spray pesticide for my job. I go to so many houses and see lots of stuff. Today I saw the saddest thing. I went to this house and as I got near the gate to the backyard I see through the fence a little white dog and hear his collar jingling around. He didn’t make a peep. So I open the gate and she was a little skiddish and shaky, but she warmed right up to me. I petted her for so long because she looked lonely and had the saddest eyes. So eventually I had to get back to spraying the house. She must not get enough food and water, because when I was spraying, I saw her licking some rain water out of a tiny puddle. I just stopped and watched her. I teared up. My heart broke into a million pieces. I have the softest of spots for dogs, especially for those that are mistreated. As I finished up and closed the gate for the last time, and watched me walk away through a crack in the fence. I just wanted to sit in my truck and ball my eyes out.



watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 


I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

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Album Art

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ArtistFranz Ferdinand
TitleTake Me Out
AlbumFranz Ferdinand

Pass this idiot. [video]


Pass this idiot. [video]

I want to talk to somebody in charge. You are not fooling anybody when you say it was a natural disaster. It wasn’t an earthquake. It wasn’t a typhoon. Because what’s really happening is that you are hiding something out there. And it’s going to send us back to the Stone Age!

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